Here's what the TV series "Yes Prime Minister" has to say about
British newspapers:

The Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run
by another country.
The Independent is read by people who don't know who runs the country but
are sure they're doing it wrong. 
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Express is read by the people who think the country ought to be
run as it used to be run.
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it still is their
country.
And the Sun's readers don't care who runs the country provided she has
big tits.